Ballpark Lemonade Recipe

It has been recently proven that sport venues have been seriously ripping of patrons ($8 hot dog?) and we have the video to prove it. Below is all the evidence you will need. Just say NO! to overpriced beer and smuggle in your hootch like a pro. Vodka in a water bottle folks…easy!  Or for a more adventurous thrill…have your date hide the hip flask on her person.

Here’s what you need:

One pint of vodka

One empty pint sized water bottle

Pour the vodka in the water bottle and that is it. Easy, huh?!

Once inside:

Buy one overpriced large ballpark lemonade (there may be a vendor guy walking around so you don’t even have to get up….go for the pink lemonade!)

Take the top of the lemonade and drink about 1/3…nasty and sweet…yuck, don’t worry the vodka will kill that. The tricky part is pouring the vodka in the lemonade without looking obviously…be cool, you’re almost there. Just don’t do it when ushers or grown ups are eyeballing you. Use the straw as a stirrer and enjoy the game. You just saved yourself $50 in water downed nasty Bud Lights!


~ by fogcityfoodie on February 24, 2011.

One Response to “Ballpark Lemonade Recipe”

  1. A classic recipe and timeless technique! Go Giants!!!

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